Slowly rolling down the hall

Carlie · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: Slowly rolling down the hall

God, this is a scary way to jump into a forum. I feel like I should be sat in a circle with other newbies. We'd be all trying not to look at one another, and trying not to calculate how many other people's thighs have sweated on the grey plastic chairs whilst they're trying to look cool.

Whatever you do, don't look at her with the hair. Yes, her...don't look. God, she smiling at us.

I think she wants to be friends.

I think she might be bonkers. So not cool.

Carlie · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:14 pm Post subject:

Repetition of 'trying'.

Ha. Shame on me.

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Carlie · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject:

God. Too shot-away to even introduce myself properly.

I'm Carlie, 29, married with two daughters. We live in bosky North Oxfordshire and I spend my days chattering and drinking coffee. At the weekends I switch to gin and red wine and try to deliver my children to school each Monday without breathing on their teacher. She once caught me glugging gluhwein at a Christmas fund-raiser and asked if 'everything was quite alright, Mrs Lee? We like our Mummies to be jolly (significant pause) but not too jolly.'

When I'm not too jolly, I run my own business and ride a couple of horses.

priya · MyVillage Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 558

LOL - there's nothing wrong with the 'odd tipple', now and then :)

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